Thursday, January 24, 2013

Mansplaineridin Class






The Mansplaineridin sets off on adventure to right the wrongs done to women. Following his holy oath he makes sure that women’s bodies are covered up and the freedoms they are given are in accordance to the Holy Order he follows.

The Mansplaineridins is equally vigilant against both men and women. Stamping out views seen as heretical to his order. Mansplaineridins are always Lawful.

A Mansplaineridin's powers can only be stripped if they do not lash out at a female's opinions who disagrees with them or they act in a way that suggests they do not find a scantily clad women's body distasteful.


Requirements
 
7 WIS or below
5 WIS 10% xp bonus
6 WIS 5% xp bonus


HP
1d6 levels 1 through 8
3 HP each level after.


Saving throws
Cleric or comparable class

XP
2- 1500
3- 3000
4- 6000
5- 12000
6- 25000
7- 50000
8- 100000


Damage taken from seeing a scantily clad women. Naked women cause double damage.
Level
1 1d2
2-3 1d4
4 1d6
5 1d8
6+ 1d10

Abilities

Level

1 Protection from Women
2 Ventriloquism  (1x per day)
3 Detect Offensive Imagery (When triggered)
4 Silence Women 15 foot radius (1x per day)
5 1st level Mansplaineridin henchman
6 Dispel Female Sexuality (1x per day)
7 Protection from Women 20 feet (1x per day)
8 Polymorph Women (1x per day)





New Spells

Protection from Women: This spell hedges the conjurer round with a magic circle to
keep out attacks from monsters enchanted by women. It also serves as an "armor" from various female attacks, adding a + 1 to all saving throws and taking a — 1 from hit dice
of female opponents. (Note that this spell is not cumulative in effect with magic armor
and rings, although it will continue to keep out enchanted monsters.) Duration:
6 turns.

Detect Offensive Imagery: A spell to detect offensive imagery or intent in any creature or evilly enchanted object. Note that poison, for example, is neither good nor offensive imagery. Duration:
2 turns. Range: 6".

Dispel Female Sexuality: Unless countered, this spell will be effective in dispelling female sexuality of most kinds (referee's option), except those on magical items and the like.
This is modified by the following formula. The success of a Dispel Female Sexuality spell is
a ratio of the dispeller over the original spell caster, so if a 5th level Magic-User attempts
to dispel the spell of a 10th level Magic-User there is a 50% chance of success.
Duration: 1 turn. Range: 12".

Protection from Women, 20' Radius: A Protection from Women spell which extends to
include a circle around the Magic-User and also lasts for 12 rather than 6 turns.

Polymorph Women Polymorph women into more acceptable clothing/roles/body types/whatever.